Tuesday, December 20, 2005


its been long too long Exams finished me and Ineeded a few days to recuperate before I returned to the land of the blogging!!!!
Apart from that I have beef with Safaricom Every evening I have been chilling by my phone faithfully For them to call me telling me umeshinda but........ nojumping or sommersaulting for tomas!! s'alright. Yaani even after I started buyin credit weekly and sending otherwise meaningless smses to pips(yes keeping in touch isnt one of my strong points)
Any way am back off to see all ya blogs

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

My will and testament

I tomas being of sound mind and character (staring at KBW members:"I heard that") state that from now henceforth(henceforth being Dec 14th) i shall be dedicated to my studies inorder to pass my exams. then maybe i may continue with "normal" life (as some knw it) i think. i shall try not to diss KBW members for all the luv & support they give me by reading my blog but even If I do diss... abit... let it be known that i love you all(the women that is!! hee hee) I shall continue to remember you and try to blog.... abit(kiasi)
oh wait the signature
(scribble scribble)
Now thats it hehehe!!

Thursday, October 27, 2005

of dj's, eyes & courtesy

The other day during the official Launch of Bamboocha our favourite dj CK aka "the original bling bling" (said in a kyuk advice) unleashed one of the marketing lines of the year. It goes like this:
When you walk up to a lady and say to her "I'm great in bed!" we call that direct marketing.
And when a lady walks up to you and says "I hear you're great in bed" we call that brand recognition.

Today in the morning when I was coming to work some crazy ass driver was too courteous to Kenyaan Pedestrians. Asin he stopped at a pedestrian crossing over there near Safaricom.There is a bridge like 10 metres awa fromm the spot but NOOO! Nigga had to stop. I'm like WHAT THE F**K! Now I'm no mean cuss, but pliz! NOT during morning traffic.

The other day I was walking in town and saw this chic...............
I was like "woah!" she was like woah! Then I went "Woa- oops sorry!"
U know that saying that eyes are the window to ones soul, well hers were like....... I dunno she totally blew me away. mpaka I accidentally bumped into one of those ladies in town. who apparently might have seen it coming coz she had this cheeky smile in her eyes. The embarassment was totally worth it

Monday, October 24, 2005

A coin

Kenya is a coin.
Do you have any idea how much the Kenyan economy has turned around in the past 12 or so months? here's a sample
1. the stock market is trading at an all time high with expectations of rising even higher. Some co.s havemade profits for the 1st time ever e.g National Bank, Unga,
2. Hotels at the have an all time high in booking having an average capacity of 75%
3. There were advertisement for jobs in the paper last week like 3 pages(when's the last time we saw that)
4. about 480000 new jobs were created last year. the beauty of this is that most of them (like 90%) were "jua kali" enterpreneurs. this could be implied to be that they are gonna employ people in the future.
this coin has two sides
Many many people are dying in the north and eastern parts of this country. news just got to us recently about their plight because we're simply too preoccupied with ourselves and meaningless things that add no ugali to peoples plates. I saw someone on the TV recently who had jus watched a camel that had given her milk for the last 10 yrs die of thirst. the people are so desperate they've given up all hope for their animals all they are crying out for is help for them & their kids
What side are you gonna look at?

Tuesday, October 18, 2005


We all have them. At some point we lost some of them, realised the reality of life that would prevent us from achieving them.
Why should we have to give up what brings us joy, drives us, motivates us, moves us, makes us who we are.
How many dreams have you given up? Why did you give up? Was it friends, parents, circumsances?
Where will they be a few years from now when you lie in your bed at night, sleepless coz of the thoughts in you mind saying "If I....... What if I....?" Think about it!
Did you give up your dreams because they weren't worth it? Do you think it was a mistake to to have them in the first place?
These are the thoughts of man who has refused to conform to the "impossibilities" of life and let go from his dreams. I don't care how hard its going to be I'll do it because I was born to be there and nobody else cando it but me.
The difference between the successes and failures of this world is not that the successes dared to dream, but that they dared to follow their dreams to the bitter end. And I'm not speaking of Financial succes but of people living out their dreams.
Question to you is are you a succes or a failure? There is no middle ground.

Its your life, live it.

I'm done

I'm so tired and its only Tuesday oooh! Thing is I do some professional exams and am currently working so studying is hard as I approach the exam day. Jana I slept at like 1 same to Sunday, Sato and Friday. My body is almost calling it quits. When I'm finished with this examsI'd better pass. Thank God I', in the last part.

Question: Does anyone out there have this older, neighbour/cousin who when u were like 8 used to ask you if you'll ever reach form one? I wanna see that person today jus to show him am almost completely thru with school.

Since a hangover is basically someone being dehydrated could it be that dying of thirst is pretty much a hangover?

Tuesday, October 11, 2005


I'm currently reading "the tempest." I used to think there was too much hullabaloo about the author, but as i am discovering, that isn't the fact. his writing, though several centuries ago is so powerful and still reveals many facets of culture back then that still exist today! Deep stuff!!

on a more shallow point, this weekend was the bomb actualy it was the bombest. I got to wake up late than I have. unfortunately, like was noted by some kbw members, there were no moi day celebrations bummer. but its cool. Anyway gotta get back to work!!

Wednesday, October 05, 2005


i have absolutely nothing to say. this blog is a complete freestyle so here goes......

saw an eclipse on monday that was abit interesing!! the whole cold but shiny sun.

I'm sick of politicians they're such asses asin why the hell do they have to mislead people every little chance they get .......btw have you ever heard of the story about the kings daughters and the visitors? well here goes...
Some dudes were on a journey through a foreign land. the king welcomed them to spend a night provided they wouldnt sleep with his daughters. So the dudes agreed thinking that the kings daughters werent that fine. well, that night the discovered that the kings daughters were not only fly but naive. so theyseduced them and...... The next morning the king found out what happened and ordered that the visitors be given the "fruit punishment" so they were sent to the forest to get fruits and welli they came back with plums, oranges and pineapples which were then shoved into their asses
So, what am I trying to say? simply this.... the way politicians continously f## with us, maybe we should shove fruits up their........ be they bananas or oranges

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

From the past

Recently I visited my pal and her one yr old son. She was complaining to me that he doesnt like playing with the toys but instead loves cups spoons and other such stuff. Oddly always cries for toys in the supermarket.
It made me think back to when I was a kid always begging for toys.
My dad like any other red blooded kenyan man had the same answer always "I don have money!" Any nagging after that would be subdued with threats of a kiboko.
So, my like-parented friends and i had to be innovative.
Tyres were the in thing! we could push them all day.
when that went out, in came bano (marbles) but that needed money money which we made by selling of "old junk" to those mari ko mari guys ama even gazetis(newspapers to the local butchery) Of course our enterprenual hides were thoroughly whipped when the folks foun out.
Next came those milk carton and wire cars(that i am ashamed to admit I cant make anymore) but of course we had to dissassemble a few hangars so as to get our "cars". Again our hides were whooped. (By now the folks were getting really good at it)
Then ther was fishing. Imagine our stupidity in trying to catch "fish" (tadpoles.but did we know?) from a pond that was formed by two weeks rain at a construction site. We then took the fish home in our "fishbowls" (toss tins) and hide them under the bed. Of course the fish would die coz 1st they werent fish in they1st place and our mums radar could sense the prescence of vermin her home. and the ass whopping went on.
The funny thing is that this would happen every holiday and be repeated till............
I've just realised. I have no idea when I grew up
...... truly time does fly......

Monday, September 26, 2005


Recently a pal of mine had a question for me? when does life begin? in short is abortion justified.Forget about all those arguements for womens rights to choose when & where to have a baby (no offence intended but pips can control their sexual urges and even use a condom).
I'm arguing from the point of life when does life begin? If it is at conception wouldnt that make abortion murder!! What about this? Would destroying that which has potential to be life, be an act of murder?
This is Serious sh*t here, not the usual fruit salad business (thats just a bunch of monkeys & clowns in a circus throwing bananas and oranges at each other)


This is an overdue post on the best and..... ah deadliest sport on earth soccer. Well what can I say champions league is here game two is coming up this tuesday & wednesday. Cant wait for more shock and defeats!! what will happen? ok I dont have anything specific to say about this I jus thought i'd put it up on the net

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

If I had a gun.....

I'd shoot Some Kenyan pedestrians. If only life was a videogame I swear I'd.......
I'd off the politicians inciting violence in the country.....
execute All *$$#01E$ who view little kids as sexual objects and abuse them....

I'm a frustrated person. DONT GET ME A GUN...... I'll do it.

Friday, September 16, 2005


We all get hooked to something in out lives at one point or another.
You could say that life is a constant addiction.
Drugs, fun, tv, sex, books! you name it and thez some dude out thea thats hooked to it!

On the radio this morning I heard of more constitution beef. (I swear as days go on the campaigners and their crews are looking more and more like clowns) Dudesof CKRC were on civil education patrol and were attacked by No- sorry ORANGE supportershttp://www.eastandard.net/hm_news/news.php?articleid=28923
In western it seems that kukus arent the only thing making headlines OR waistlines OR skwaks(calf muscles) for that matter. Some bees(of the banana faction) attacked the Orange homies. the moral:Never stand between a Luhya bee and his nectar the repurcussions are" stuning"
Then some manuals for CKRC were printed with a tint of yallow and ended up being rejected(maybe the printer is an Orange supporter)
Five-Os are getting desperate to catch Deya An appeal is out for the mother of Mrs. deya's "miracle baby" to come forward.
Professor Arthur Obel himself is on trial for attempted murder of one Kioko a matatu driver who dared to block the Prof.s benz (an S-class bwana!!) . Obel proved that his love for th "automobile" by chucking the ride and almost offing the driver. (Rem. Ludacris...with a low riding shotgun with a shotgun... Act a fool) The moral: dont mess with a luo mans car

Wednesday, September 14, 2005


I'm listening to Linkin park's Reanimation album and damn some these lyrics are deep.
Do you we have such stuff in kenya? And dont say we shouldnt compare withinternational artists. Why the f**k not? I know for a fact that to be the best at your thing you must have a benchmark The higher the better call me an over achiever. Ama?
All I hear on the radio and the club is "tumefika, tunawakilisha, yo yo, ma-dame, etc etc"
The local music scene has grown up alot over the recent pas,t but its like pips are not out of the whole party track stuff. MIX IT UP A LITTLE. Then there are the pirates who are slowly crippling and killing the artists lakini they shall survive.
Big up to all the artists out there that are giving us music to listen to esp. Necessary noise Harry Kimani etc

Tuesday, September 13, 2005


We live in a crazy-ass country. Seriously check this out:
On one hand we've got politicians lobbying for fruits,
we've got a miracle worker wanted for the miracle of conception (or should I say theft).
we've had shootouts at funerals where it seems that political allies wanted more than one person six feet under this might be turning out to be some 50 & Game beef.
Artists wanna off each other for "stealing of styles". (Bamboo vs. Klepto)
Prezzo (a local musician) is a Fashion consultant. (on KTN weekend prime)
Manduli took the lyrics of "locked up" jus abit too seriously and abit of the wrong way.
Lucy looked that she'd been working out with Congestina.

And people say that kenya aint a great country

Monday, September 12, 2005


I was out on Saturday night in let me just say, the rave is getting boring. You keep meeting these damn kids who are just aaargh! (esp in sikiliza) does someone feel me on this??
That aside Back to the rave thez this dude i know who can drink like woah. I mean people can take it but this nigga jazzed me BEYONDS!!!!
Picture this, dude and four of his pals drink like 6 bottles of the sweet spirits (smirnoff etc etc.) while just sitting down and chilling. Like 3/4 hours later they are up. No staggering, No dizzines they're sawa they're on point.
My thoughts: They've got so much drink in them they can, not only fuel their rides with their piss, but can purify it and sell it off to dudes in kawangware.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Kenyan Wealth

It seems that all of a sudden kenyans are spending money like there is no tomorrow. What i think is that there was always alot of money out there; its just that it was locked up as people had little confidence investing with the goverment of the day.
Local investor confidece has risen dramatically. This is most evident in the stock exchange that has seen a strong bullish trend from the beginning of the year. We even have a billion dollar company!! Thats big, but only just the beginning.
The recent motor show that witnessed the slow entry of luxury sports cars (Porsche & Audi) that, as rumour has it, actually saw a sale of a porsche carrera S.
Well, what can I say, my dreams are slowly coming true. Maybe one day in the future. I can walk into a car dealership and drive out with this 911 (pictured) or even a Ferrari. Who knows??

Wednesday, September 07, 2005


So, you are out clubbing all night and the drinks are flowing you,re having fun life is great then, you wake up the next mornig and the headache you have is jus to much to bear worry no more here are a few tips you can follow to help with "the morning after." Think about it this way, "life is short" (despite the fact that its the longes thing we ever do!!!!)

Saturday, September 03, 2005


The latest addition to the ferrari stable, Enzo Ferrari is arguably the best car in the world right now. Manufactured by the formula one team in conjuction with the sports car production team, this super car is definately worth every penny. but only if you're willing to spare a few million shillings (like 50m or so)http://auto.howstuffworks.com/enzo.htm

As if thats not enough Buggati are finally producing the much awaited Veyron. with a Bhp of 1001 and a top speed of over 416km/hr find out how they did it. http://auto.howstuffworks.com/bugatti.htm

Friday, September 02, 2005


I guess that as all kenyans out there. I am worried about the constitution. Not that I like politics or any thing its just that this document will affect how i eat, sleep, drink, basically how I live my life as a kenyan. I've read part of it and it seems ok despite the many shouts for the NO vote from some selfish individuals who......
Let me jus leave it at that.