The other day during the official Launch of Bamboocha our favourite dj CK aka "the original bling bling" (said in a kyuk advice) unleashed one of the marketing lines of the year. It goes like this:
When you walk up to a lady and say to her "I'm great in bed!" we call that direct marketing.
And when a lady walks up to you and says "I hear you're great in bed" we call that brand recognition.
Today in the morning when I was coming to work some crazy ass driver was too courteous to Kenyaan Pedestrians. Asin he stopped at a pedestrian crossing over there near Safaricom.There is a bridge like 10 metres awa fromm the spot but NOOO! Nigga had to stop. I'm like WHAT THE F**K! Now I'm no mean cuss, but pliz! NOT during morning traffic.
The other day I was walking in town and saw this chic...............
I was like "woah!" she was like woah! Then I went "Woa- oops sorry!"
U know that saying that eyes are the window to ones soul, well hers were like....... I dunno she totally blew me away. mpaka I accidentally bumped into one of those ladies in town. who apparently might have seen it coming coz she had this cheeky smile in her eyes. The embarassment was totally worth it
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I was like "woah!" she was like woah! Then I went "Woa- oops sorry!"
....my favorite!!! ur curazy!!!
@kipepeo..this things happen & its not the 1st time. you've seen a dude stumble in town 7 has a shocked look on his face like what/how?....ehe!!
aaah i wish it were me i could not have said waoh.. i would have moved like that chic in the Colgate advert did my thing and left....
@nakeel... did u meanthe close up ad. thats jus evil. Thats like the most painful.....ssssh
the generations lost!!
Tomas - when I was in Kenya i expected drivers to stop for me at zebra crossing - lakini wapi -I was a ghost - a classic case of premeditated accident victim LOL
I woulda loved to see the embarrassment on your face - it makes me laugh no end when I catch a guy ogling another woman's ass or something on the street and when he realises that I caught him, I laugh out loud - and you guys are so sad - especially when you are standing on the street and aguy sees a woman come along, ogles her, then while still doing that, sees another woman pass, and ogles her face, then the backside and it goes on and on - dont you guys get whiplash or something LOL
Makes for a great bus ride for me at their expense :)
u should have unleashed ur mojo and wooed her into unleashin a ka cellphone number...what doesnt kill u (embarassment) make su stronger and makes for a good blog post ha ha ha
Hheheheh first stop here dude and I'm already floored by the expressFULL expressions lols..loving it
Pole for tht driver working your last nerve on a morning
Happy Weekend :)
@tomas although the driver got to ya, I think he did a noble thing!
arent you glad u didnt walk into a post! heheheh
Tomas i meant the Colgate one but also u were lucky it didnt happen the Close up way.. aah but i can come to tibu u (Hope my bros arent reading this especially Nick..))
my first stop also here.* musing where have i been?* Great posts off to read the rest.
tips just chill nje of kenya cinema or 20th then whoa wont be enough.
That woman was me.
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