Thursday, April 27, 2006

Kenyan thugs

Is it bill?
Is it a road?
No!! its a kenyan thug in the name of an MP(aka mheshimiwa)
Ati the want to add their mileage claims backdated to last year june.
I think I speak for all when I say they can all
GO TO HELL!!!!!!!

Saturday, April 22, 2006

True story!!

The other day I was merrily making my way from point A to B without really thinking of my surroundings (my mind was far and I had zoned out)

So, I turn a corner and all of a sudden my natural instincts were aroused and alarms started going off in my head. There she was, the most beautiful woman I had ever seen, that day!!

Unfortunately she was walking in the opposite direction from me, and the look had just last a couple of seconds. So, I tried to get another look by turning my head in her direction, (at this point think TOK she’s hot she’s blazing…)

I begin to turn my head and just then the corner of my eye I caught sight of yet another beautiful lady, torn between what look I should take, my brain had a minor malfunction message before trying to turn back to the direction I had originally faced. (i.e. second fly mama)

Then, there it was I heard nothing. Not a sound: but the pain!! Oh the pain!!

My neck couldn’t hack it!! I was in trouble!!

I had forced my neck to perform motions that are best left to cartoons and was now paying for it. I was near the hospital and actually considered going into the casualty centre, then I realised that the doc/ nurse would ask, “what were you currently doing that caused this injury?” and quickly dismissed the idea.

But you know what, it was worth it. Every fly woman I see is worth it (and there are so many of them in Kenya!!!)

I have no funky way of signing off this post so………

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